again even more Josh Groban fan war stuff

Friday, October 17, 2008

More Josh war stuff Current mood: refreshed Category: Music This is from the Josh groban corner pub! Im posting it here because i think it deserves some props! Hey Louise i hope you do write that book! You should call it "Josh F**king Groban and his special CUNexTuesday fans"! It will be a blockbuster! anyway here it goes:10/17/08 12:17 AM Hey Josh, sorry to speak up one more time, but, since you don't have the Pub to visit anymore at 3:00 AM, I thought I would pass on some links to you, that I got in a Google Alert today. And be sure to pass them on to your beloved Nay, your friend Jon Christos, your "wonderful" management team who supports cyberstalkers, and your fun-loving lawyer, who acuses me of things I never did. After all, since Nay likes to go around calling you "Josh F**king Groban", talking about you "boinking" girls, and boasting that she would stand in front of your MOTHER wearing a shirt that says "I'm f**king Josh Groban", and Jon SUPPORTS Nay, and your management team and lawyer worked to SHUT DOWN my Pub that has always RESPECTED YOU, gee, they would all probably like these sites too! Maybe you could even arrange to get a family member to present the people who run these sites an AWARD! You know, like that award your Mom gave to that fan (one of Nay's Top 24 friends and best buddy of your management team) who had boasted to other Grobies that her goal was to be friends with your mom so she could get close to you and one day give you the "BJ of your life". Check this link out: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/28882181.html Notice all the "fun" comments there like these: "heard he gets LOADS of pussay!" "I wanna sit him down and give him the BJ of his life while stroking his thighs" "I want to ride him so hard I get rug burn from his chest hair." Another site your vulgar friends and associates would like is this one: FILTHLY GROBIES SITE Yep, sites like those your "people" do NOTHING about... they just come after ME. Anyway.... I've been listening to this beautiful song over and over again today, and thinking you would probably like it: Queensryche - Silent Lucidity Forget most of that opera crap, now THAT is awesome music! It would be even more incredible with you singing it....(would you sing it one day?) Oh, and don't forget about that big party for your cyberbully friends to celebrate the demise of the Pub. Sue is bringing framed photos of you telling me to "f**k off" to hang from the ceiling, Journey is bringing her cardboard Josh so she can show you how she grabs your crotch, and Nay is making party favors: t-shirts handpainted with "That Josh Groban Guy F**king Hates Louise". And of course Lori is bringing cupcakes and providing face-painting for entertainment. Be sure to bring the head of your security team, because I think Lynne has arranged for Agent Seven of the FBI to give a lecture on "The Evils of Underlining, Bold Fonts, and Capitalization on Josh Groban Fansites" and he will explain how doing that will get your fans on the "Stalker Threat List", especially if they dare to speak up to the board police and call them arrogant bitches or Marty Feldham look-a-likes. GinGin is bringing Gin (of course) and weenies to roast over a bonfire made out of Josh pillows. Your lawyer Kenneth Burry is bringing a stack of photocopied "STFU Louise Letters" to pass out to all and he's going to teach everyone how to fold them into cute little dragons. (He learned that in the "Relaxation for Lawyers using Origami" class he took.) Neener is going to provide mini photos of Louise's head to glue onto them. You all could end the fun evening by watching "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", while you dance around singing and stomping on the origami dragons wearing nothing but a corset and boxers decorated with a photo of Nay kissing Brian Avnet's ass. Don't forget to bring your crown and a spear! Oh.. and also, on their way out, don't forget to thank them for all the "integrity and class" they represent you with!! Well, I have to go now, and get back to trying to extract these knives out of my heart and my back, and trying to figure out how to stop crying... after 5 days, I'm getting dehydrated.... Like those lyrics to "Silent Lucidity" say: Hush now, don't you cry Wipe away the teardrop from your eye You're lying safe in bed It was all a bad dream Spinning in your head... I keep wishing it was all just a bad dream... but it's not a dream, it's REAL. GOODBYE! Have fun with Nay, Sue, Lori, Journey, Lynne and all the other creepy bitches! And watch for my book on amazon.com someday... ******************* I still believe what happened to this woman from the pub is a load of bullshit! I cannot believe there are people like those bloggers listed in my first blog living among us! Scary scary thought!! By the way i saw that photo of that nasty-ass looking old woman grabbing Josh's cut-out figure crotch! How classless was that????? Ive made the decision that i will never buy another Josh cd/dvd "new"! I will wait until i can pick it up used on half.com or from amazon.com's marketplace! Consider that we bought over 20 copies of noel to give as gifts! We even kept a list of who we gave it to so we could do the same thing this year but give to new people! Well that wont be happening! this decision was made because those vile disgusting bloggers that made Louise shut down her site have implied that josh and his team have supported their actions! I cannot and will not support anyone that condones that kind of behavior! hey bitches here are two quotes made today from people that saw those new photos: "hmmm he reeks of gayness!!!!" and " he stuffs like beckham!!!!" ROFLMAO!! Guess you guys will cram your ugly fat asses into a ford fiesta and hunt these folks down!